Clever Comebacks:
"Yeah, it is a pain to haul them
down to the river and beat them against rocks, but it's worth
it."
"Well, I save $1500.00 a year
so I laugh myself to bank every Friday."
"I don't know it just seems
silly to me to wrap $30.00 a week in a plastic garbage bag and
throw it away....but maybe that's just me."
"What do you mean you don't
have time for that? You don't have time to change your baby?"
"Oh right, washing poo off of
cloth diapers is an inconvenience but if we don't then we have
to wash poo off clothing, crib sheets, car seats, carpet,
couches, etc. because of leaky disposables. I think we picked
the easier path."
"Well, diaper duty is never
fun but I sleep well at night knowing my choice doesn't
involve thousands of pounds of poo wrapped in paper and plastic
and stuck in the landfill for hundreds of years to come."
"Would YOU want to wear
paper underwear?"
"Well, my child doesn't have
diaper rash anymore so I guess their comfort is worth it."
"Oh, we have just chosen a
more natural, less chemically produced, lazily dependent upon
modern conveniences style of parenting that's all."
"She has a big butt you say?
Well, SHE is wearing a cloth diaper underneath her clothing?
What is your excuse?"
"I wouldn't wear a portable
toilet on my backside so neither do my children."
Disposables diapers are the
definition of wasteful, and we don't want to start our baby's
life that way.
I don't want to waste my money
on what will essentially be garbage...I would rather that money
go into my child's piggy bank.
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